The Federation of United Human Planets is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lucila Reynosa with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 7.694 billion Humans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geneva. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Human economy, worth 543 trillion United Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,618 United Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive gerrymandering has earned United Human Planets the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship', eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Human Planets's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Human Planets is ranked 85,802^nd in the world and 4,669^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.75 law-abiding acts per hour.